NO KARAOKE JULY 6 or 13, BACK on the 20!

We must all endure a little pain for the promise of overwhelming pleasure.

This and next week, TANDEM BAR will construct THE SECRET GARDEN OF KARAOKE, a mecca where we can sing as loud as we please. PARADISE, VALHALLA, IKEA. In this mystical wonderland our golden vocals will bounce with joy like rainbows from one end of the room to the other!! It will be glorious, sweet ambrosia for your soul (and your face!)

But the Edge of Glory comes at a price, and we're hanging on a moment with you -- for the magic dust that creates paradise prays on the succulent moistness your rima glottidis. The little voice box you hold in your throat is a delicate jewel that must be protected at all costs.

In the meantime, pull up the covers on your California King Bed and allow yourself to cry just a little bit. It feels like we're 10,000 miles apart. We know you wanna go all the way and take out your freak tonight, but you can't. Have patience until July 20, where we'll dance on table tops and have a menage a trois!

Love,
Waterfall and Bobby