Wednesday, December 17, 2008

O! Holy Night!

The stars WERE brightly shining! A fresh coat of snow, a packed house, free shots of sugary sweet booze, and song! Yes, we sang our little hearts out until the crack of morn. Now's it time for you to enjoy our video:



We'll be running The New Sound on the 3rd Tuesday of January: the 20th.

Waterfall and I are off to Aspen! Happy Holidays, Y'all.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

DEC 16th: Join us at A HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS!

2008's almost over and we're looking at a honest to goodness Hard Candy Christmas. So, what do you do when the economy is melting faster than a pair of snowballs in a Texas whore house?

You SING, of course! You sing for FREE! Tuesday December 16th at TBD BAR in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.














How can you bare to miss our new production of Hard Candy Christmas?

We'll have more special guests than a whore house and more thrills than the back room in Santa's Workshop! Combined! We promise.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Complete Success

Indeed. Our karaoke video shoot for "Hard Candy Christmas" was sweeter then a Dollywood donut !


And it was Bobby's birthday too! Thank heavens the agency sent us a convincing bunch for our brothel scenes. They didn't ever stop acting - even after the cameras were packed away.

Friday, December 5, 2008

It's on!

I let my hair down...

In the woods I feel natural.. Bobby

A Hard Candy Christmas in the Making!


Track Waterfall and I this weekend as we head to the woods to shoot our videos for the next installment of the New Sound on December 16th. It's gonna be a Hard Candy weekend. A real 80's whore house!


-Bobby Service

Literature Corner.

What a wonderful new book!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Our Disney Honeymoon Nightmare

Like many newlyweds, we spent our beloved honeymoon in Disneyworld (musta been cheaper than Vegas that week, it was a gift from Waterfall's parents...) Hahaha. Ohh, Bobby's favorite ride? Waterfall, of course! What a splash!

The duo didn't take kindly to being surrounded by Bush-loving Mouseketeers - so they spent every night knocking back countless Mickeyritas in Pleasure Island and stumbling over lost overweight 10 year-olds where they passed out in a pile of vomit on their Mickey Mouse bed spread.

As soon as they returned Bobby wrote down his memories and put them to the tune of Robyn's KONICHIWA BITCHES and IT'S A SMALL WORLD.

It's called GET A LIFE BITCHES:

Lovin' U!

Welcome to our karaoke home! You're most welcome anytime. We're so proud to finally have a blog up and running - it gives us yet another needed distraction.

Right now, we'll keep you busy with our videos!

Here's our version of Loving U, with a little Pussy Don't Fail Me Now thrown in.