Get a Brazilian at the Alligator Lounge???

Dear Weekly Karaoke Fanatics,

After months of vocal-crunching and room-busting Karaoke nights at the Alligator Lounge, we must announce that we are moving our weekly sing-a-thon to a new location in Williamsburg.

Strangely, the Alligator Lounge has decided to become a full-service Bikini Wax and Tanning Salon, and UNISEX at that! Even more strangely, they will continue to serve FREE PIZZA with each leg (or "side") waxed. Strangest of all, it will still be called the Alligator Lounge. We are simply without words!
Furthermore, Waterfall and I were asked to transform our Thursday night Karaoke slot into live music-therapy for those undergoing the painful wax process, because free cheese-wiz pizza just isn't enough to numb the pain. However, just like Conan O'Brien, we must stand our ground! Simply put, singing a rousing rendition of "Fire Down Below" during a European is not our idea of a KARAOKE night!

Fear not, we already have something more glamorous in the works. Our Karaoke Love Machine will be fired up well before Avatar wins the Pulitzer prize! We wish Alligator many a happy wax in 2010! Feel free to mention the coupon above. In the meantime, do your lip trills or at least have them waxed.

We see you,
Ms. Waterfall and Mr. Service.

Putting Back The Spark!

Every once in awhile at the New Sound we notice that our intimate karaoke relationship isn't exactly where we hoped it would be. Sometimes it feels like the romance has faded away. Lately our vocals have been flat, strained, or off-key. Or we've felt simply too tired to even do our trills together! After trying a number of strategies including candle wax, sexy outfits, and strip checkers, we realized it was time to get back to basics.

You see, karaoke is not just something to do every couple of weeks to show your singing partner that you love them. It is a state of mind, which permeates everything that you do, and shows how you feel about your partner and life. With that in mind, here at the New Sound we having been preparing in our karaoke condo to bring you an erotic evening of video Pornoake guaranteed blow your barn doors off!

Think of it, the soft glow of the projector, romantic music, and a steady stream of steamy visuals building to a climactic crescendo of open-throated karaoke vocals! Stay tuned for more information and tips on how to make your karaoke last longer!

-Love Black Waterfall & Bobby Service