Broadway may not have discovered us yet, but the blogs are on fire - and our Wednesday karaoke night at Tandem Bar is a disco inferno!
NEW ORIENTATION!
We've been working round the clock designing the best possible singing experience, and tonight our technical drawings will become miraculous reality. Take it from your happily married heterosexual hosts, we are well "versed" in "orientation change."
YOUR BIRTHDAY IN SONG!
Tell us a week in advance, gather your friends, and we'll give your party a $25 drink tab.
WORLD PREMIERE EVENTS!
Have the B-flats to direct your own karaoke art video? We'll give you a star-studded premiere to remember and a $50 tab for you and your ravenous entourage!
The silvery mesh will never feel so good pressed against your lips as you infuse it with a shower of C#!
Find yourself in our 12,000 song catalog!
Cheer on our brave troupe of daring singers!
Witness the dawn of new age in Avant-garde karaoke-making!
(And get drunk while doing it..)
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